The Weekend Update

Here is a summary for the weekend of soccer games I was on the reffing crew for, and other miscellaneous events that happened. *NOTE - THIS IS FOR ALL GAMES I'M PART OF THE REFEREE CREW, NOT NECESSARILY THE CENTER REFEREE*

- Mode of Transportation: Yamaha V-star 650
- Number of Miles travelled (one way):135
- Miles per gallon on trip down: 43
- Miles per gallon on partial trip home: 50
- Number of Soccer Games Refereed: 9
- Number of Cautions (Yellow Cards) given: 6
- Number of Ejections (Red Cards) given: 2
- Reason for Ejections: Fighting, two 16 year old girls tried to rip each other a part right on the field. We had to separate them. I thought I was gonna get smoked a couple times, because the one girl was really torqued off! We also had to separate the two teams after the game because they almost turned it into a brawl on the sidelines.
- Number of Coaches that made fools of themselves: 1
- Number of Girls that cried during a match: 4
- Number of old men that aimlessly wondered onto the field during a game carrying a lawn chair with players splitting to go around him and not run over him, and then stopped to watch him turn and leave again the exact same way he came with no clue he had interrupted our game: 1
- Number of bugs that hit my face on the way home: 8,310
- Number of miles I'll travel outside of town without a windshield: NOT VERY MANY

That is a summary rundown on the events of the weekend.