Some Thing Are Bigger in Texas!

I'm sure we've all heard that line before. Today, it happened to me. The realization that this is generally a true statement. At noon today, we headed off to lunch with the clients that we are working with down here. We are in a small town in the center of Texas, and they've got a couple different places, but we went to this mom and pop joint that I don't even know the name of. We sat down and I noticed the chicken fried steak on the menu. I thought I'd give it a shot. I didn't notice, but apparently our client was sitting there silently laughing to himself. I had no clue what I was in for. The steak was most of the size of the plate. It was as big as my head, and that's no lie. I've got 3 other people there as witnesses to back me up on that one. There was hardly any room for a potato on that plate. I didn't need the potato anyway based on the size of the steak. I'm still not hungry. Supper is coming up though, so I'm gonna have to find an appetizer or something to hold me over until morning, but I sure don't care to eat much. Those of you that really know me now know the true size of that chicken fried steak.