Thursday, June 9, 2011

That smells aweful....

So, the story of tonight is that Olivia won't get to bed. The last few nights she's been up once or more during the night. Now, she won't go to sleep for the night, and is fighting it big time. So, Heather sits down in the chair, and starts to give her a little bottle to try to get her to have a fully belly so she'll sleep. So, in the process, Olivia spits/drools on her pajamas that I put her in. So, Heather takes them off and sends me in search of other pajamas. I dug, and looked, and dug and looked, and finally Heather comes in and lays Olivia on the changing table. She then turns and asks if I found anything yet to which I said that I had not. So, she asks if I want to change Olivia and she'll get the pajamas. I said, that it sounded just fine, knowing she has a better understanding of Olivia's clothes than I do. So we switched, and I stepped up to the changing table and it hit me. It was an aweful, horrific stench that literally knocked me back and made my eyes start to water. It smelled like a combination of rotten milk, rotten summer sausage, and dead rotten skunk. I almost threw up it was so awful. She just laid on the table and looked at me with an expression that said "I don't know what your deal is, just change the dumb thing already." Meanwhile, Heather isn't looking for pajamas because she's laughing too hard. She fooled me good, and she knew it and I knew it. She did step back in and make the diaper change and got her into pajamas while I faught unconsciousness carrying the diaper directly to the garbage container outside. As I turned to get back into the house, I saw a skunk walk by the garbage container, plug his nose, and run away.....

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