Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Barber Say

I'd not had this one happen to me before. I decided that in the evening, since most places close for business by 5:30, that the salon at Walmart is the place to go later in the evening for a hair cut. I had decent luck there last time, and I got there this time, hardly even had to wait, the one gal had an opening right away. Well, this sounded good, and there weren't many people in there, so I sat down, and she asked how short I wanted it cut. So, I told her and she said, "Ok, so the guard size I would use is a....." and I interjected at this point that she was looking to use a size 3, because I've learned to know that when I'm getting my hair cut. Her response was, "That's what I thought. I really am getting better at this." WHAT?!? WAIT A MINUTE!! YOUR GETTING BETTER? So, I turned around in the chair and looked at the other girl in there cutting hair and asked if she would mind if we switched people. Well, I had no intention of doing this, but there were a couple times when I wondered if this was going to be an ok thing or not. Well, it ended up being fine, but I won't soon forget this hair cut.